20,000 Page Views

Well guys, I made it, 20,000 Page Views!

Thank you guys, and to all my fans and watchers, BIG TIME THANKS!
I’m nothing without you guys.

In thanks of this big event, I’m taking everybody to EGGMANS INTERSTELER AMUSMENT PARK!

Courtesy of Sonic Colors

I love Sonic Colors; it’s the best Sonic game so far.
And I CAN NOT WAIT for Sonic Generations.

Anyway, I want to show you some of my favoret lines from Sonic Colors, and some I even made up.

^^ hope you enjoy

“Would the owner of a white hover car shaped like an egg please report to the front desk, your car has been broken into. Repeat, would the owner of a white hover car shaped like an egg please report to the front desk; your car has be…wait a minuet WHAT THE HECK?!”

“Would Sonic the Hedgehog please report to the front desk? No need to be weary of a trap, we just want to return uhhh, Your Keys! Yes, no need to worry about a trap; we just want to return your keys!”

“Please take a survey at the entrance of the park, your opinion is important to us…unless you don’t have one, then we don’t care”

“We hope that you notice that Eggmans interstellar amusement park is the first fully Green amusement park, although the green is from all the nausea and vomiting, but still, Green is Green”

“Please take your seats the light speed parade is about to-whoa, that concludes the light speed parade”

“We apologies, but we just past the last rest stop, we hope that you will bare with us, and hold it for the next 15,000 light years”

“We seem to have a sudden loss of air pressure; we ask that you please hold your breath till you pass out from oxygen starvation…after that you won’t care, Enjoy the ride!”

“Welcome to the sweet mountains, insulin will be provided at a marginal cost, and by marginal, we mean Enormous”

“Please don’t be alarmed if you see any puddles, this is just are diligent cleaning crews, “mopping” it is of no evidence to a leak in the…oh heck with it, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!”

“Please avoid breaking the glass, as it’s the only thing between you, and 10,000 gallons of freezing wet death”

“In space, no one can hear you scream…except the person next to you, so please be considerate of others”

“Please take your seats, the Black Hole Ballet is about to begin, the only ballet that sucks you right in”

(Now here are some I made up for two planets I made up, Eggmans Frozen Ski Resort, and Eggman Tropical jungle park)

Eggmans Frozen Ski Resort

“Welcome to Eggman Lands Frozen Ski Resort, a frozen wonderland where avalanches, Icicles, and frostbite are all part of the experience”

“When you get off the slopes, please feel free to take a free hot chocolate, water, cup, mixing spoon and marshmallows will be provided for a small extra charge”

“Caution, we ask that you please keep quiet when on the mountain, cuz the smallest noise…cou-could cause a…a…ACHOOOOO!!! (Sniff) an avalanche”


Eggmans Tropical Jungle

“Welcome to the Tropical Jungle Park, a place where the trees are large and the mosquitoes are the size of eagles, remember you’re bug repellent”

“We ask that you do not touch the flowers and animals, including the ones with big jaws and teeth, them flowers can be a bit testy, thank you”

“When you’re done looking around the jungle please stop on by the local restaurants, we hope you enjoy these five start local diners, where customer and meal are one in the same”


I hope you enjoyed it, thank you everybody for 20,000 page views.
I love you all, my fans, my friends, and my fellow artists.
See you all at 30,000!


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